caseykaui:

yes i was driving when i took this. yes it was on a windy hill. yes i’m an idiot but also yes. it was worth it.

caseykaui:

yes i was driving when i took this. yes it was on a windy hill. yes i’m an idiot but also yes. it was worth it.

(via sundayxmorning)

(Source: sizvideos, via sundayxmorning)

hope-for-snow:

danf1sh:

Is this How to Train your Dragon?

yes

hope-for-snow:

danf1sh:

Is this How to Train your Dragon?

yes

(via le-flying-cock)

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sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via le-flying-cock)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via le-flying-cock)

princesswhatevr:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Men and their comments are irrelevant.

(via sundayxmorning)

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via havefaithinme12)

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tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via jacob9982)

(Source: gabstra, via kingsleyyy)

911: what is the nature of your emergency?
Me: my gf broke up with me.
911: that is NOT a real emergency, please only call 911 when you have a medical or police emergency! I am going to hang up now (Dial tone)
Me: b... bu... but I broke her neck...